Here to Get Lucky - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Nutcrackers have exactly one job

Nutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle

Golden-yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines

both grinning with arms raised

and Newton sat at the crossroads of both

Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved

Here to Get Lucky - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Nutcrackers have exactly one jobAnnouncing romantic intentions via botanical symbolism saves everyone the small talk. March gives optimists one day a year to believe a clover is doing the heavy lifting. The Details: Arched white text reads "HERE TO GET" above larger white text reading "LUCKY." Below, a large green four leaf clover rendered in a hand drawn sketch style fills the center, with distressed shading and visible line details across each leaf. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid